Why I Love 'That 70's Show'..

RED SITS ON THE COUCH, WATCHING TV. FEZ ENTERS,
SITS DOWN, AND THUMBS THROUGH A MAGAZINE ANGRILY.
RED WATCHES HIM FOR A BEAT.
RED: Still not speaking to me, huh?
FEZ: (MAD) Fine, I'll speak. I spent all day running your bald
grumpy ass around town and do I get a thanks? No, because
you're unpleasant.
RED TURNS OFF TV. FEZ LOOKS A LITTLE SCARED.
RED: You want to know why I'm "unpleasant"? I just had a heart attack. And now I have to be driven around like a useless dope by the idiot that married my daughter and gave me the heart attack in the first place. But I am also "unpleasant" because I spent the entire day cooped up in the car breathing that mustard gas you call cologne!But mostly I'm "unpleasant" because that's how it works in this family!
A BEAT AS THEY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN. FINALLY,
FEZ, MISTING OVER:
FEZ: I'm family?
RED: Oh, crap.